Insults Every Man Should Know by Nick Mamatas

Insults Every Man Should Know by Nick Mamatas

Author:Nick Mamatas [Mamatas, Nick]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 978-1-59474-533-1
Publisher: Quirk Books
Published: 2011-11-01T00:00:00+00:00


Hey ref, two words: Precision Optical.

—spectator’s choice

Hit him with your purse!

—to any retreating fighter in combat sports

Pardon me, sir, I believe that last call was made in error. JUST KIDDING, YOU SUCK!

—Try it; you’ll really get their attention with the first sentence.

One fan says: Hey [name], your mom called and she said …

Entire home-team fan base yells: YOU SUCK!

A Quotable Roster

“Football combines the two worst features of American life: It is violence punctuated by committee meetings.”

—conservative pundit George Will, not while at a tailgate party



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